CAT Talk...

ME: Heh, kitty kitty  you want to talk? 
magnet: I only talk to grandpa 
moni: can't you see I'm sleeping?  
marshall: sure I'll give you a minute 


ME: Are you glad we are home? 
marshall: yea we were getting worried maybe you weren't 
coming back. That kid you left us with is not real friendly. 


ME:What did you do while we were gone? 
marshall: Slept, ate, stared out the window for a while each day.
magnet: I taught myself to walk up the stairs upside down.  




ME:Nothing new huh? 
marshall: I chased that dog animal every day, but I let him think he was chasing me. 
magnet: he's stupid, someone needs to tell him we were here first.
moni: I watched him make a hole in the carpet. 


ME: Which one of you pooped in the bathtub? 
magnet: I only talk to grandpa 
moni: ZZZZZZ
marshall: the door was closed to cat box. I thought it was rather clever to use the bathtub. Smarter than that dog.


ME: What's the best part of having us home? 
marshall: grandpa feeds us twice a day.Sometimes that kid you left us with forgot.


ME: gramps and I missed you. 
marshall: yea we are easy to miss. 


ME: Anyone have anything else to say? 
magnet: someone needs to talk to that dog.