2. Keep the farmer guessing that way we can do what we want.
3. Sitting on top of another chicken is okay it will come in handy during the winter months to stay warm.
4. Window wells are the absolute best place to lay eggs. If the farmer covers them, find another it's a big house.
5. Let the wife think you love her. Run across the yard when the she comes out, but never let her touch you. If she does catch you sit quietly so you can get away quicker.
6. It's okay to drop,lop, lay, splay, plop or slop poop anywhere you are standing or sitting. The garage floor is especially a nice place to leave it. Distracts the farmer.
7. Run like crazy when the farmer and his wife come out the door with baby wipes and little scissors. They are on a mission to clean up our poopy butts.
8. Fences are not deterrents just minor obstacles.
9. Go ahead and poop on the wife's chair she'll clean it up.
10. Keep those eggs coming. It makes everyone happy and guarantees a long life.
We love our girls:)
1 comments:
You really need to extend the 10 rules as they do more than this in the first hour of the day lol. i love having chooks
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